If you're hungry in the morning and you don't know where to go
I know a guy named Billy Bob who lives just down the road
He makes a big ol' breakfast the likes you've never seen
And everyone's invited, including you and me!

For brown sugar biscuits and barrels of blackberry juice
Eggs benedict, and bagels and a big bunch of bacon too
Butterscotch buckwheat Battercakes stacked up above your head
And brambleberry butter on blue banana bread

And everybody eats until they think they're gonna burst
But the breakfast isn't over until Brother Bernie burps

You'll have to mind you manners if you wanna get some food
Keep your elbows off the table and your feet inside your shoes
No tossing any salad and no throwing any bread
No pouring any syrup on your little sister's head

If you want brown sugar biscuits and barrels of blackberry juice
Eggs benedict, and bagels and a big bunch of bacon too
Butterscotch buckwheat Battercakes stacked up above your head
And brambleberry butter on blue banana bread

And everybody eats until they think they're gonna burst
But the breakfast isn't over until Brother Bernie burps

At Billy Bob's table you'll see old friends gathered 'round
Like Beauregard and Blanche, and Bernadine, Bessie, Buck and Bertha Brown
Buela Belle and Boyd and Bunny, Brother Bernie and good ol' Ben
And some guy named Bert nobody knows. Who invited him?

For Brown Sugar biscuits and barrels of blackberry juice
Eggs benedict, and bagels and a big bunch of bacon too
Butterscotch buckwheat Battercakes stacked up above your head
And brambleberry butter on blue banana bread

And everybody eats until they think they're gonna burst
But the breakfast isn't over until Brother Bernie burps

When the meal is over everybody pitches in
To help clear the table off so they're invited back again
But cleaning up really is as easy as can be
You wash dishes cause everybody licks the plates so clean

Of brown sugar biscuits and barrels of blackberry juice
Eggs benedict, and bagels and a big bunch of bacon too
Butterscotch buckwheat Battercakes stacked up above your head
And brambleberry butter on blue banana bread

And blackened basil bleu cheese in a Brandied broccoli broth
Braised beef brisket in a Burgundy beurre blanc
Broiled Bratwurst basted in a barley beet brulee
And Boysenberry baklava in a baked brie béarnaise

And BBQ'ed bologna and bowls of Butter beans
Boiled Beef Jerky and bushels of black-eyed peas
And big bean burritos and blueberries by the pound
Bon bons for dessert and birch beer to wash it down

And everybody eats until they think they're gonna burst
But the breakfast isn't over until Brother Bernie burps