Agree to Disagree (feat. Joanie Leeds)

Hi Steve!
Oh, hey Joanie!  How's it going?
Great.  Whatcha doing?
I'm just working on this new song.  Hey, would you be willing to help me out?  I could really use a hand on this one.
Sure! I'd be happy to.  Let's see, it sounds like it's in the key of E♭ right?
Actually it's in D# to be precise.
I have to disagree.  That definitely sounds like E♭ to me.
Oh, I didn't mean to upset you.  If you don't have to work on the song if you don't' want to.
No, no, I'm happy to help.  Just because we don't agree, doesn't mean we can't work together.
Really?

Sure, for example...
When I write a song, I write the lyrics first.
I write the music, and then I write the words.
I always write in pencil.
I only use a pen.
But it's not written anywhere we can't be friends.

Cause I like play things by ear.
You should always have a plan.
I like to go to parties.
I'd rather hang out with a friend.
Cats
Dogs
Car
Truck
Yankees
Mets
We'll find harmony yet!

It's OK if we disagree.
Doesn't mean the end of you and me.
We're gonna work it out you see.
We'll be alright because we
Can agree to disagree.

Joanie, I am so happy you're that willing to help me out even though we don't agree on everything.
No problem Steve.  I think we work together like peanut butter and jelly.
I disagree.  I think we work together like macaroni and cheese.
Oooh, I'm hungry.  Let's get some Thai food.  It's my favorite.
Well, pizza's mine, but I don't like the crusts.
I'll take them if you don't mind.
Then we could listen to some bluegrass music.  Oh, it's the best.
I'm into experimental Icelandic jazz.
Really?
You bet!

We should go hike in the mountains.
I want to take a walk on the beach.
Then watch a scary movie.
I prefer comedies.
Football
Soccer
Checkers
Chess
Freeze tag
Hide and seek
We're gonna find harmony!

It's OK if we disagree.
Doesn't mean the end of you and me.
We're gonna work it out you see.
We'll be alright because we
Can agree to disagree.

Joanie, I think I understand now.
You do?
Yeah, it's like, I say "tomato".
Well, I say that too.
What else would you call it?
"To-mah-to" Really?
Well, some people do.
Tomato, To-mah-to
It's all just talk.
It doesn't mean we have to call the whole thing off!

Cause I like to sit in the front row.
The back is just fine with me.
The early bird gets the worm.
I'm a night owl you see.
Coffee?
Tea
Cake?
Pie
With chocolate chip ice cream!
I knew that we'd find harmony!

It's OK if we disagree.
Doesn't mean the end of you and me.
We're gonna work it out you see.
We can find harmony.
And we're still friends, you and me.
And we'll be alright because we
Can agree to disagree.

Joanie, thanks a million for helping out with my song.
No problem Steve.  I'm happy to help.  So how do you think you're gonna end the song?
Hmmm, I hadn't thought of that.  Maybe I'll just end it suddenly like a surprise.  That would be a good ending huh?
I disagree.  I think that you should end it with a big long drum solo.
I don't know.  That doesn't sound right either.  What do you think about just fading the volume down slowly?
A fade out!  That's a really good idea!  I think you should do that.
Perfect!  We're in agreement then.  We will fade the song down slowly.  That probably means we should stop talking right?
Oh yeah.  You don't want to be talking during a fade out.  That would be kind of weird.
OK then, we'll stop talking, and we'll let the music just slowly fade down on it's own.
Agreed.  No more talking, it's going to be instrumental from here to the end, and we'll just fade out very quietly and smoothly...

  

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